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Senecio maritimus is a species of flowering plant in the family Asteraceae, native to the Cape Provinces. It was first described by Carl Linnaeus the Younger in 1782.
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John McEntee Bowman was a Canadian-born businessman, American hotelier and horseman, and the founding president of Bowman-Biltmore Hotels Corp.
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