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Castle Balfour is a castle situated in Lisnaskea, County Fermanagh, Northern Ireland. It sits at the edge of the parish graveyard just west of Main Street. The castle is a State Care Historic Monument sited in the townland of Castle Balfour Demesne, in the Fermanagh and Omagh district area, at grid ref: H3622 3369.
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Tori is the fourth extended play by American musician Tori Kelly. It was released on July 28, 2023, through Epic Records and Beautiful Mind Records as her first release under the recording contract. The EP spawned three singles: \"Missin U\", \"Cut\", and \"Young Gun.\" It marks her first release in three years, after her Christmas album A Tori Kelly Christmas (2020). All of the songs on the EP would appear on Kelly’s fifth studio album of the same name.
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Jordyn W. Brooks is an American professional football linebacker for the Miami Dolphins of the National Football League (NFL). He played college football for the Texas Tech Red Raiders and was selected by the Seattle Seahawks in the first round of the 2020 NFL draft.
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