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{"type":"standard","title":"Sinitic languages","displaytitle":"Sinitic languages","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q33857","titles":{"canonical":"Sinitic_languages","normalized":"Sinitic languages","display":"Sinitic languages"},"pageid":2911095,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Map_of_sinitic_languages_full-en.svg/330px-Map_of_sinitic_languages_full-en.svg.png","width":320,"height":254},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a9/Map_of_sinitic_languages_full-en.svg/2219px-Map_of_sinitic_languages_full-en.svg.png","width":2219,"height":1759},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1283661533","tid":"f1c0a30f-100e-11f0-b69b-fa1921694e0c","timestamp":"2025-04-02T22:08:02Z","description":"Branch of Sino-Tibetan languages","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinitic_languages","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinitic_languages?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinitic_languages?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sinitic_languages"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinitic_languages","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Sinitic_languages","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sinitic_languages?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Sinitic_languages"}},"extract":"The Sinitic languages, often synonymous with the Chinese languages, are a group of East Asian analytic languages that constitute a major branch of the Sino-Tibetan language family. It is frequently proposed that there is a primary split between the Sinitic languages and the rest of the family. This view is rejected by some researchers but has found phylogenetic support among others. The Macro-Bai languages, whose classification is difficult, may be an offshoot of Old Chinese and thus Sinitic; otherwise, Sinitic is defined only by the many varieties of Chinese unified by a shared historical background, and usage of the term \"Sinitic\" may reflect the linguistic view that Chinese constitutes a family of distinct languages, rather than variants of a single language.","extract_html":"
The Sinitic languages, often synonymous with the Chinese languages, are a group of East Asian analytic languages that constitute a major branch of the Sino-Tibetan language family. It is frequently proposed that there is a primary split between the Sinitic languages and the rest of the family. This view is rejected by some researchers but has found phylogenetic support among others. The Macro-Bai languages, whose classification is difficult, may be an offshoot of Old Chinese and thus Sinitic; otherwise, Sinitic is defined only by the many varieties of Chinese unified by a shared historical background, and usage of the term \"Sinitic\" may reflect the linguistic view that Chinese constitutes a family of distinct languages, rather than variants of a single language.
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