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Tlapacoyan is a city and municipality in the Mexican state of Veracruz. It is located about three hours by automobile away from the state capital Xalapa.
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South Dakota Highway 46 is a 105.535-mile (169.842Â km) state highway in South Dakota, United States, that runs west to east across the southeastern part of the state. It begins at the junction of U.S. Highway 18 and U.S. Highway 281 in Pickstown, and runs due east to nearly the Iowa border, before curving south to cross the border and meeting Iowa Highway 10.
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Chrysocale regalis is a moth of the subfamily Arctiinae. It was described by Jean Baptiste Boisduval in 1836. It is found in Ecuador and Bolivia.
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