{"type":"general","setup":"What did the big flower say to the littler flower?","punchline":"Hi, bud!","id":167}
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{"slip": { "id": 187, "advice": "The sun always shines above the clouds."}}
{"slip": { "id": 134, "advice": "The person who never made a mistake never made anything."}}
{"slip": { "id": 80, "advice": "Opinions are like arseholes, everyone has one."}}
{"slip": { "id": 137, "advice": "You're not that important; it's what you do that counts."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer bring a ladder to work?","punchline":"They heard the code needed to be debugged from a higher level.","id":441}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where do young cows eat lunch?","punchline":"In the calf-ateria.","id":289}
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{"slip": { "id": 211, "advice": "No \"brand\" is your friend."}}
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