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Twister Falls is a prominent waterfall that is formed as Eagle Creek cascades 140 feet (43Â m) into a narrow canyon and forms two streams that appear to \"twist\" around each other, hence the name \"twister\". The falls begin with a small sliding cascade that drops 5 feet (1.5Â m) over a rocky slope into a pool, followed by some rapids. The next tier is the twisting tier, which plunges 50 feet (15Â m). Before this point, a small portion of the stream splits off and makes a sheer plunge of approximately equal height down the canyon. Then, the waters combine and form a final drop of 80 feet (24Â m).
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Tvilum Parish is a parish in the Diocese of Aarhus in Silkeborg Municipality. The parish contains the town of FÃ¥rvang.
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