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Stefan D. Anker is a German cariologist who is Head of Field “Tissue Homeostasis and Cachexia\" at Charité University, Berlin, Germany. Previously, he was Professor of Innovative Clinical Trials at University Medical Center Göttingen in Germany. The main focus of the Innovative Clinical Trials department was research in the field of chronic heart failure, including the development and clinical testing of new therapies.
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