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Luta Mae (Cornelius) McGrath was an officer in the United States Army Ordnance Corps and the oldest surviving female veteran of World War II at the time of her death. In the Army Ordnance community, McGrath became known as \"The First Lady of Ordnance\" and was the first woman to be inducted into the Ordnance Corps Hall of Fame in 1985.
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Sir William Henry Clark was a British civil servant and diplomat. He was the first British High Commissioner to Canada 1928–1934.
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\"Ouch\" is a song performed,