{"slip": { "id": 213, "advice": "Quality beats quantity."}}
{"slip": { "id": 172, "advice": "If it still itches after a week, go to the doctors."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 128, "advice": "When you're at a concert or event, enjoy the moment, enjoy being there. Try leaving your camera in your pocket."}}
{"slip": { "id": 19, "advice": "If you cannot unscrew the lid of a jar, try placing a rubber band around its circumference for extra grip."}}
{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 77, "advice": "Mercy is the better part of justice."}}
{"slip": { "id": 23, "advice": "Your smile could make someone's day, don't forget to wear it."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 114, "advice": "Step 1. Give a shit. Step 2. Don't be a dick. Step 3. Know when to let go."}}
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