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Panik is a German rock band from Neumünster that was established in 2002 under the name Pan!k. This band consisted of David Bonk, Timo \"T:Mo\" Sonnenschein (rap/vocals), Jan Werner (DJ) and Max Böhlen (drums). With the addition of Frank \"Franky\" Ziegler (vocals), Christian Linke and replacement of Max Böhlen with Juri Schewe on drums, the band changed its name to Nevada Tan in 2007 and released its first studio album Niemand Hört Dich to commercial success in Germany.
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