{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}
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{"slip": { "id": 200, "advice": "Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Employ correctly with apt timing."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"What does an angry pepper do?","punchline":"It gets jalapeño face.","id":236}
{"slip": { "id": 127, "advice": "When hugging, hug with both arms and apply reasonable, affectionate pressure."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"If you see a robbery at an Apple Store...","punchline":"Does that make you an iWitness?","id":41}
{"type":"general","setup":"What do you call an eagle who can play the piano?","punchline":"Talonted!","id":219}
{"slip": { "id": 15, "advice": "If it ain't broke don't fix it."}}
{"slip": { "id": 73, "advice": "Eat food. Not too much, mostly plants."}}
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{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?","punchline":"You can tune a guitar but you can't \"tuna\"fish!","id":270}
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