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{"type":"standard","title":"Ballast der Republik","displaytitle":"Ballast der Republik","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q805168","titles":{"canonical":"Ballast_der_Republik","normalized":"Ballast der Republik","display":"Ballast der Republik"},"pageid":36352802,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Ballast_der_Republik.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/5/57/Ballast_der_Republik.jpg","width":300,"height":300},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1236159993","tid":"999d945b-48be-11ef-9ef2-151c8212ea91","timestamp":"2024-07-23T06:41:33Z","description":"2012 studio album by Die Toten Hosen","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballast_der_Republik","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballast_der_Republik?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballast_der_Republik?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ballast_der_Republik"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballast_der_Republik","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Ballast_der_Republik","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ballast_der_Republik?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Ballast_der_Republik"}},"extract":"Ballast der Republik is a 2012 album by the German punk band Die Toten Hosen. It was their first studio album since 2008's In aller Stille. To commemorate the 30-year-jubilee of the band, the album was also released as a special edition with a second CD, titled Die Geister, die wir riefen, containing 15 cover versions of songs and literature by artists that influenced and inspired the members of the band.","extract_html":"
Ballast der Republik is a 2012 album by the German punk band Die Toten Hosen. It was their first studio album since 2008's In aller Stille. To commemorate the 30-year-jubilee of the band, the album was also released as a special edition with a second CD, titled Die Geister, die wir riefen, containing 15 cover versions of songs and literature by artists that influenced and inspired the members of the band.
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