{"type":"standard","title":"Glamorest Life","displaytitle":"Glamorest Life","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q5566528","titles":{"canonical":"Glamorest_Life","normalized":"Glamorest Life","display":"Glamorest Life"},"pageid":2747256,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/GlamorestLifeCover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/f/f3/GlamorestLifeCover.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1282063739","tid":"3b16201d-0856-11f0-83af-a7638921f383","timestamp":"2025-03-24T02:18:10Z","description":"2005 studio album by Trina","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glamorest_Life","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glamorest_Life?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glamorest_Life?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Glamorest_Life"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glamorest_Life","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Glamorest_Life","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glamorest_Life?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Glamorest_Life"}},"extract":"Glamorest Life is the third studio album by American rapper Trina. It was released on October 4, 2005, through Slip-N-Slide/Atlantic Records. The recording sessions took place at Studio Center, The Record Room and Circle House Studios in Miami. The album was produced by Bigg D, Cool & Dre, Jim Jonsin, Mannie Fresh, Money Mark Diggla, Signature, Briss, Jazze Pha, KLC, Needlz, and Nick \"Fury\" Loftin. It features guest appearances from Dre, CO, Duece Poppito, Jazze Pha, Kelly Rowland, Lil Scrappy, Lil Wayne, Mannie Fresh, Money Mark Diggla, Plies, Rick Ross, Snoop Dogg, T.I., Trey Songz, and Trick Daddy.","extract_html":"
Glamorest Life is the third studio album by American rapper Trina. It was released on October 4, 2005, through Slip-N-Slide/Atlantic Records. The recording sessions took place at Studio Center, The Record Room and Circle House Studios in Miami. The album was produced by Bigg D, Cool & Dre, Jim Jonsin, Mannie Fresh, Money Mark Diggla, Signature, Briss, Jazze Pha, KLC, Needlz, and Nick \"Fury\" Loftin. It features guest appearances from Dre, CO, Duece Poppito, Jazze Pha, Kelly Rowland, Lil Scrappy, Lil Wayne, Mannie Fresh, Money Mark Diggla, Plies, Rick Ross, Snoop Dogg, T.I., Trey Songz, and Trick Daddy.
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