Jacob, Count Palatine and Baron de Petersen was a Danish and Brunswijker courtier, politician and diplomat. He wore the dignity of Count Palatine, imperial Baron, Lord of Engelenburg, Aschat and the house of Heiligenberg. At the end of the 17th century, De Petersen became the largest landowner in Northern Norway through inheritance.
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Bela Pana or Bael Juice is a drink made from bael fruit pulp. It is used on the festive occasion of Pana Sankranti during the month of Baisakha, in Odisha, India.
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The Iraqi Premier Division League is the second-highest division of the Iraqi football league system after the Iraq Stars League. The league is contested by 20 clubs and is operated by the Iraq Football Association (IFA). Each season, the two top-finishing teams in the Premier Division League are automatically promoted to the Stars League, while the third-placed team enters a promotion play-off. The two lowest-finishing teams are relegated to the First Division League.
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